Drug Addict Leader of GOP Demands Porn!

The title of the oped is actually, “Why Does Rush Limbaugh Get Away With Calling a Young Woman a ‘Slut’?”

Why does it not bother me one whit that I change that title that way?

One: It is well-documented that Mr. Limburgh has had issues with Oxycontin. “Once a drug addict, always a drug addict” is I think something accepted in NarcAnon. It is not an event, but a process when dealing with one’s addictions.

Two: That’s what he’s doing. Demanding pornography. Where is the outrage among the Republican candidates? This is porn, and you know, Rick, porn can lead to… shhh… sex… Sometimes even gay sex. I know, I know, it makes you want to vomit. As long as you’re clear on what’s doing the spewing when you say that.

Three: Because Mr. Lindenburger is actually — in real f***ing life! — attacking women’s rights, attacking women in general, in essence… being misogynist.

The outrage is non-existent. Why?

Because Mr. Hindenburg is the defacto leader of the Teapublitarian Party. As the conbloberation of all that is conservative in the United States these days, it’s all about his immenseness. *

And as such, I think the American people ought to know what the GOP really stands for:

1) Abusing prescription drugs.
2) Abusing women.
3) Abusing pornography.

There it is, ladies and germs, the tripod, if you will, in a nutshell, the essence of all that is Teapublitarian. Well, that and wanting America to fail. And the path to that road lay down Division Boulevard.

So, that’s the difference. Compare that to insulting an author of a work of fiction who had not zero, not one, but two female FBI agents in the first chapter of his book out of three in total. Now, that is optimism. That is being considerate. That is being something other than misogynist.

If it had been me, I’d probably have had seven FBI agents: five white males, one black male, and only one white female. I would call that more verisimilitudinous, but that’s just a guess.

* As someone who has struggled with his weight, I feel entitled to use those words.

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